How do we create a perfect software product in no time?
(Inspired by some Dilbert moments in work meetings… though essentially, that is what managers, executives, and other so-called leaders want and ask for [implicitly] these days. Oooooh, if only they can get it.)

Some of the answers I got… (thanks to my friends)

• hahaha you write one line of code…hello world and that’s it *ROFL*
• not sure, probably the same way we fly without wings
• in the design….you state that your goal is to create an imperfect software product..and therefore it is perfect by definition
• tell ur bosses to wait til we die and go to heaven first
• Buy it from Japan.
• – fix the requirements and don’t change them
  – agile software development
  – reasonable sized team (I’d say about 5-10 people, but it depends on the size of the project)
  and the last requirement
  – STOP MESSING WITH THE ORIGINAL REQUIREMENTS
• answer is simply stop writing becase “in no time” means only crap can be created

What’s you answer? Go.